Not sure this will be all that big of a deal, but my favorite meal has always and will always be spaghetti and meatballs from this pizza place in my town. It’s amazing, and it’s a massive amount of food. If you order it “as a dinner,” it also comes with bread and a salad.

Wholeheartedly agree. The size of the tennis racquet alone gives you a huge advantage. Hitting a baseball is the hardest thing to do in sports.

I hate to defend any of this crap, but using Trump’s tweets against him as prior disclosure is tenuous considering he was making things up. He didn’t know what was going on at DoJ. He was (and still is) full of crap.

I never thought I’d be interested in snooker, but now I actually am. Well played.

Did no one say, “Fuck those guys?” I was really hoping at least one guy would burn the bridge and the land on each side on his way out the door.

When I found out that people actually travel to see the draft, I was flabbergasted. The most boring possible television - waiting around to hear people read names - can’t possibly be any more entertaining in person.

Early 30s with two kids. I don’t have time to maximize my DPS or debate the best CoD load-out. I mostly get time to play games when they’re asleep or I’m pooping, so it’s casual iOS games or quick online matches with shooters.

What is the correct direction to point the “C” during the YMCA song?

Years ago, an ex-girlfriend and I sat through her brother-in-law’s Amway presentation. We didn’t have any money, and he knew that, but he wanted to show us “all the opportunities out there.”

There is a FB option to tag your kids in photos. It’s short of giving them an account, and I totally do it. This is mostly because FB is how their grandparents like to see their pictures. I kinda feel bad for everyone else who has to be inundated with cute shots of my kids except those times I want to show off my…

Next year, I’m going to paste this into the comments section of every story about “wasted productivity:”

He’s thirty-fucking-two. I know that’s “old guy” in terms of some sports, especially soccer, but that’s a basically ludicrous description for an otherwise young man.

Turning one of the most exciting elements of baseball into a bunt/sac fly fest is the dumbest idea MLB ever had next to vest jerseys with T-shirts underneath.

The pace of play is a problem for baseball only when it comes to TV.

Clerks 2 is absolutely a funnier movie than Clerks. There are so many more laughs and it’s kinda sad that the guys who were gonna make something of themselves work in a shitty fast food establishment.

I’m starting a new band called Remedial Dickhead.

The truth is that it’s always good to be passionate about something, and you can always pull off having a strange hobby if you’re self-aware about how it might look to an outsider.

I’m so sorry you failed third grade geography. That must have made life tough for you.

WNBA players probably make a comparable amount to some of the people you just mentioned. League minimum is $35k for rookies.

“They never reported on it.” But what about the stories you mentioned reading?