Ketchup will straight-up rot if it’s not refrigerated, especially over the months most people would hold onto a a bottle of ketchup.

Favorite cameo: Ewan McGregor in “A Million Ways to Die in the West.” It’s funny. It’s unexpected. It’s brief. So brief that you probably saw the movie and didn’t know he was in it.

When do we get to see “The complete list of things Trump has been called by Deadspin?”

“Necklace of wind-swept dicks” is the best imagery I’ve read in a sentence in awhile. I can’t help myself from picturing it. And then shuddering.

I’m all for doing a certain amount of work for free (unpaid internships, etc.), but outlets like the Chicago Sun-Times should absolutely be paying anyone who writes for them. (By the way, that includes the wire service that supplies them a game story.)

I really hope that works out for you.

There hasn’t been a decent Marvel game since the X-Men: Legends/Marvel: Ultimate Alliance. (Good Lord, that was eight years ago.)

Fun action game. Lots of lightsaber slashing and Force powers. That said, the story is the best part. (The sequel is, on the other hand, a complete rehash of the mechanics of the first without a very good story.)

That’s nearly pound of pasta at lunch and a total of a pound and a half per day. Plus eight pieces of toast.

Likely because the journalists in the room know Trump actually can’t do it himself. Libel laws are state-by-state.

The White House Correspondents Association controls press credentials, not the White House.

BuzzFeed absolutely should have published the report, but they also should have done a better job of presenting it that, “Well, here it is.”

How good is the feeling when you see someone in public (across the store, etc) and successfully navigate yourself out without making boring small talk?

You’ll be amazed at how much worse it actually is.

Is it weird I always thought Tank Girl was hot?

$10 for an endless runner (even if it is a good one, a Mario platformer and all) is way more than I’d pay personally. Shit does indeed cost money, but I’m won’t be paying for this shit.

That plus a $9.99 price tag means I won’t be buying it. Nintendo really doesn’t know mobile, does it?

I feel like the championship gear becomes a little bit cooler on anniversaries. Much like the angry man above, I have an ‘86 Mets championship T-shirt and feel it’s kinda cool now. It’s also a pretty timeless design and doesn’t exactly look straight outta the ‘80s.

Raw watermelon?