i was thinking chemical castration but i guess that’s just me

Aaaand we’re officially at precious bodily fluids level of crazy....

Two Corinthians, one cup.

As Two Corinthians sez, “Let he who has not played grab-ass with an unwilling partner cast the first stone.”

I, for one, am tired of the constant globalist attacks upon my corn chute.

“A man accustomed to wealth and its trappings, Trump has embraced life in the Executive Mansion, often regaling guests with trivia about the historic décor,” The Associated Press reports.

It *is* one of the classic blunders, along side going against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Spicer: “Donald Trump and the Republican Congress are keeping their promise to all those people who voted for a Land War In Asia!”

Me right now:

When women start doing that to me, and hit them with the “ehn, mine’s a little on the slow side, but he’s sweet and happy, but I drank like a fish through most of my pregnancy, so [shrug!]”

Perhaps we’re witnessing the next phase of #sponcon. Companies will pay extra for a fight to break out in the comments, thereby driving more traffic to the original post.

PATRICK GEORGE I demand more Kristen deadpan comedy (please). Bloody hilarious.

Always relevant

Sometimes they are appropriate though..

This is will last forever.

More or less than Jared Kushner? Jinni makes it a conscious habit not to speculate on people’s sexuality (she does not love people speculating on her own). Basically, it is not my business until or unless you tell me. But Jared Kushner? Am I alone in this?

don’t care but will definitely hate-watch.

I’m just legit shocked that the Property Brothers aren’t gay. They pinged the hell out of my ‘dar.

Somewhat related, people who ride their brakes/illuminate their brake lights without actually slowing down. It’s especially infuriating to be behind a driver who does this several times a minute. If I can find an escape, I’ll take it every time rather than suffer behind them for a second longer than I have to.