limey7
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limey7

I’d be excited by the chance to refuse to shake his hand. That would be fun. Actually meeting him? Not so much....

“.......YOU SMELL THAT???.... the WHOLE HILL!! ..... I LOVE the smell of blooming chocolate in the morning!!! >....... “

Hillary is way more of a mainstream republican than trump ever was

They should move it to January 20th 2017. Not like he won’t be free that day.

The trial is supposed to start on Election Day? Damn, that’s bad timing for him.

One of the worst things about this election is learning exactly what percentage of Americans are total monsters.

Ann Coulter bombed and Phyllis Schlafly died. What a weekend!

To fix the no fans in the stands at F1 races problem my recommendations:

Maybe this is when we find out all the UK politicians re actually Syltheen

oddly, this mess was not created by a government that thinks it knows best.

*you're

This is not only Crack Pipe, it’s morally depraved.

  • Holiday family gatherings

Why clone? I’m pretty sure Adam Sandler can pump out one shitty Adam Sandler movie every day.

so many poop jokes

That’s clever! I certainly wouldn’t expect a truck like that to be hauling anything but the usual: