The more I think about it the less I think that the country is not liberal vs. conservatives or democrat vs. GOP.

I don’t trust Phil. I won’t be surprised if, at the end of this interview, he states something like “well she does have some interesting points...”

I’ve called both my Senators and my Representative about this multiple times. I went to a protest with a sign that said “No Muslim Ban! No Deportations! Stop sending away people we love!” I called Luis Gutierrez’s office, but they were like deer in the headlights. We can’t block ICE physically because we don’t know…

Human beings.

In Trump’s America, everybody loses.

I always thought the President’s travel plans were closely guarded to prevent people from planning shit like assassinations ahead of time, and now that North Korea is testing nuclear weapons, they know where Zaphod Cheetolbrox is going to be every single weekend. Hmmmm.

A MLT...mutton, lettuce and tomato, when the mutton’s nice and lean and the tomato’s fresh <smacks lips>

The White House website just put up a list of Trump’s favorite cakes.

“I think when you come to Hitler, he called them dorms.”

-Sean Spicer, 7 minutes later

“Slave cabin? Um, I think you mean On-Premise Worker Habitat.”

Is the Holocaust Center like a mall? Or like a sports arena, like the Staples Center? Does Sean spell it fancy, like Centre?

in the same way that people said, post-sandy hook, “gun control wont be an issue until a celebrity loses a child,” this presiduncey wont get snitched on until white politicians see a way they can benefit from it.

White tears, the new solution to California’s drought!

See? Shoulda married Ivanka. But noooo...you wouldn’t listen.

I don’t get a chance to use my favorite camel joke very often, here goes:

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.