What do you call a Yugo with twin exhausts?

Mom?

May I recommend the Black Russian my Lord Blackadder?

So this is a bit dated now, but back in 1997 I took an advanced driving course for a certain Police Department in southern England, which shall remain nameless to protect the guilty. Three weeks of driving monday-to-friday 9-skive, my favourite drive was the volvo T5, there was also a nice high end Nissan (this was…

I think Italy and France have already been there.....

phew, glad she pointed, was totally overlooking the nose

Actually the media has a duty to question major policy changed proposed by the president-elect.

“Drive it like you stole it...” actually means check all the lights are working, vision is unobstructed and drive within the speed limit following all applicable highway rules, that is how you actually steal a car and get away with it....

“HE’S TALKING ABOUT HIS PENIS, YOU GUYS. It might be a small penis, but it wrote Harry Potter.

in a 2cv one applies for accelleration in writing. I think it was Douglas Adams who referred to one as the ‘alleged vehicle’ and when one of his characters took their 2cv to the mechanic, he advised them the funny rattling noise was in fact.....the engine, and it was meant to sound like that.

Leftover cake, it’s what’s for breakfast

but can it run Crysis?

Oh boy the oppotunity to air some Churchill stories is too good to waste. Let’s see, there is the one about his birth at Blenhim Palace, allegedly and early birth after him mother slipped on a mat, but according to legend he was born full term some seven months after the wedding....(oh the shame) When questioned later…

for prostitutes, the purse can also mean the ....other thing......Not that I have any specialist knowledge on the subject, it was in a John Irving book.

No! I thought that too, then someone pointed out you have to stay for the entertainment, just remember the popcorn....(tried to inset meme, failed to load sorry)

We had one with an odd rear seat, the material and stuffing was so thin, even short trips were uncomfortable. Interestingly, it was held in place by two thick plastic poles running the width of the car, and the lower one could be popped out and reattached higher up, making the rear seat into an incredibly…

luckily most American males think misogyny means their wife missed her OBGYN appointment... well half of them anyway...

Handwarmer (UK Ford vehicles only)

As a lefty, I would like to add, who still wears a watch?

Mansplaining by NBC, no one ever wants to watch a whole Olympics event to get the feel for how the competetors are experiencing the event as it unfolds. I am thankfull for VPN and BBC coverage