Well heck, they have to spend their money on something to believe in now the guv’mint shut Trump University down.......

2. Thou shall not skin-up and smoke it in seclusion

in reply to some of the comments here, you use what level of sophistication is appropriate for the occasion. Like most people, my everyday meals at home are grab a plate, sometimes paper, throw a slice of pizza on it.

IMHO this is going a little too far, ‘enforcement’ by social shaming is ineffective when the integrity of the shamer can be questioned. This is a role that should be undertaken by a Police dedicated ‘traffic’ department, holding drivers to an acceptable and consistent standard of driving . However such enforcement is…

“in my hand I have a piece of paper..” This will not end well

Good timing, it is Pancake Day (Shrove Tuesday) in England. Although their pancakes are a little different, more like crepes, served with sugar and lemon juice.

I once had to arrest a kid who had been drinking diesel fuel. Apparently they sip it and let the fumes give them a ‘high’. Obviously the high comes from the oxygen deprivation to the brain where various elements in the vapor replace oxygen, and can lead to death....

Users prefer to get their drug from a known and regular source who will cut it the same way each time, and they will know to a very exact margin, how much they need to take to get to where they want to be. There is no such thing as a ‘bad batch”, most things you put in your body will kill you at a certain point, heck…

If you can’t afford the Champoo, Guinness and hard cider is a poor man’s Black Velvet, one you are more likely to be able to get in a bar. But be warned, this is a ‘snakebite’ drink and is renown for making you feel more drunk. Also, the cider makes the Guinness throth much thicker, and coats the inside of the glass…

Wasn’t there a ‘lady’ who concealed a firearm in her ladyparts?

Golf, oh wait, it is in slow motion already.

1973 Austin Allegro with Hydragas suspension that would make you feel slightly seasick and a ‘quartic’ square steering wheel because.....

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo du....oh heck, wrong thread

Two stories, both in rural Maine. Not long after emigrating, I am sitting at a stoplight near downtown, my light is about to turn green, I am a couple of cars back from the line, when I hear a car horn, off and on constantly, getting closer very quickly. The light for us goes green, no-one moves off the line, then a…

No, it is due to a little peculiarity with the definition of Theft in Law, which defined it as “When a person permanently appropriates property belonging to another.” The problem with ‘taking’ a vehicle is that somone once sucessfully argued in a court of law that their client had no intention to permanently deprive…

well played

well played

Renault 5, engine was so tightly packed in there, stripped the thread changing the spark plugs, just couldn’t get fingers to them to feel they were in right. Had to get them re-bored, for which they had to drop the engine, ouch.

Ah but middle aged white men think they live in a world where they need to fear things (making wild generalizations). Because of Trump & Fox news, middle aged white men feel the need to fear, immigrants, people not white like them, people with different accents, the Feds, the younger workforce, the older…

I must admit I owned an Austin Maestro, and they were spectacularly uninspiring, but it got me from A to B, where I could get into a Volvo T5 and drive around all day...