Oh the Nitrous is a lot of fun for all, the Ambulance crews used to carry it in a small bottle, we once had to carry a lady out fo the woods who had fallen on a trail and twisted her hip out of place, she was in agony until they go tthere with the nitrous, then quite happy for the long hike out.

You have to remember on the UK you will have less ‘open road’ driving than you would have in the US, and much more traffic on the road, so any driver would need to be competent on negotiating curves and other vehicles, Most Police Forces have a one week initial driving course for rookie police officers, after a few…

If I recall correctly, Sussex Police used to have a Lotus, fully marked up with lights.....

Sigh, yes I see that now, give me a bit to figure out how to edit, sorry.

I think Donals is trolling for the best ever score on Godwin’s Law

Great article, we found the midwives helpful after childbirth as well, with lactation. There are some pain-reduction methods avaiable, and I don’t mean chantric chanting. A TENS unit operates by sending small electrical impulses to your spine, interferring with the pain stumilus and ‘masking’ to pain. The advantage is…

The American Red Cross has a handy app for iPhone and Android with some brief training points, and what-to-do pages.

A Kindle probably wouldn’t have quite the same impact I guess.

Imagine you stopped at Starbucks and met a vegan Miata driver on their way to do CrossFit, which do they bore you about first?

I was once lucky enough to be the officer in one similar situation. Male chauvinist older white guy got drunk at golf club members bar, hitting on all females, and being generally offensive to the male barkeep over the course of an afternoon. He then decided to drive his Rolls Royce home, by which time the highly…

Just a quick plug about Bob Bahre, his car collection is near the Oxford Maine Speedway in Paris Hill, and each summer during their Heritage Days, the collection is open for all to come and see, guided tours available to groups. The Oxford Plains Speedway is still running,

I think we let my mum drive just once over here, she drive down the road with my kids in the car for some distance on the wrong side of the road, before turning onto and other road, negotiating around a car stopped at the junction and eventually getting onto the correct side of the road.

“Ovoid passenger compartment.” I read that as meaning a compartment for ovoid passengers, which reminded me of a cartoon from Mad Magazine of the evolution of modern man from lean hungry hunter-gatherer’s to ovoid three-piece suited office dwellers.

Wow, that’s like the MTV equivalent of “a dark and stormy night...” It should become the standard by which all other video’s are judged in a Bulwer-Lytton music video section.

Your use of ‘wank endlessly’ adds a whole different dimension to an Egg McMuffin at 5pm.....

Sounds like you are going to re-open Wong Kei

If there were EMT’s invovled in your accident, take one of them to the sauna:-

I think they get stuck on the ‘National Socialist’ part of the Nazi Party, and just cannot get beyond that, thinking that in reality the Nazi’s must have been a bunch of pinko commies, I mean they had a lot of red on their flag right? Either that or a need to win the quickest round of Godwin’s Law

COW - mnemonic from police academy, presuming other emergency services (fire / rescue) are on the way, if they have not, you call them yourself first.