What I like about pizzagate logic was the shooting was a false flag because someone on IMDb had the same name as the shooter and obviously that means he’s a crisis actor.

Then step aside!

Didn’t you hear? The drought took care of that!

Is the father a “no homo” Donald Trump?

“She” is probably She-Hulk? I mean, it is part of her name...

(looks at map) Man, California is full of assholes.

Overheard a co-worker saying how Trump isn’t playing the press game by sneaking off to have a steak without the press corp. Fuck that guy. That motherfucker is walking pile of pre-existing conditions.

I got a Trump supporter manager so it’s a bit more tricky. He tried some “haha how about that election last night?” fake partisan bullshit so I just don’t even engage. Though I do stand up for myself more often this week and point out contradictory policies and let shit fall apart when it’s outside my purview. It…

Good luck in the next four years and beyond, Sabrina. We’re counting on you.

What? Even The Banger Sisters?!

Haha I suppose Killary is going to get demolished in reelection, huh? (Although I half expect republicans to fuck that up and nominate someone as bad then too, perhaps Ryan Lochte?)

Understood but there’s a sneaking cynical suspicion that “reluctant” republicans are putting on a show and will just wave over Trump’s awfulness and vote for him anyways.

That is straight out of South Park’s Woodland Critters Christmas blood orgy scene.

I appreciate the Longhorn trying to pull of a Benjamin Watson-like touchdown saving tackle.

Some asshole on the 405 overpass was waving a Cubs flag and traffic was rubbernecking to see what was going on. Fuck that guy.

I remember getting to my car in Pasadena with a minute left on the meter but seeing the parking attendant waiting in her car for the time to expire. I drove off cackling.

I said don’t reply at me!

Shit, Bateman himself is a bad role model.

I always ride or die with Team Blue.

Yeah, the Democrats put a guy in charge of the House Intelligence committee where he couldn’t tell the difference between a Shitte and Sunni Muslim. There’s enough incompetency to spread between two parties.