Man, I love politics. The second you make a joke about voting for a psychopath and pretending to place sports loyalty above political beliefs, people rush to attack you on a presumed political stance. Go fuck yourself.

haha yeah fuck that guy (but not literally)

Fuck, I’m going to have to vote for Trump now, don’t I? It’s not that I hate the Yankees (because I do). It’s the sports bigamy that’s the problem. You can only cheer for one team per sport. None of this “but I got to have to cheer for a team in a different conference” or “it’s another team but it’s the same city”…

“A lot of people think Donald Trump is somewhat of a racist,” said Kumar, accurately, to The Hill, before confidently peeling away from truth. “His partnership with the Republican Hindu Coalition will set that aside.”

Yeah, when Hurt started, I didn’t think it was a good idea. It and Seasons of Love from Rent are up there in terms of overused, maudlin songs but the trailer was good. Looking forward to it.

This is going to be like The Last of Us and it’s going to leave me emotionally wrecked, huh?

A nice guy? What does that mean?

And we’re not only talking about baseball either!

Follow your dreams, everybody! And make sure you document it on instagram, snapblap, and twystshot!

Yeah and Jyn’s speech about hope was so cheesy that I had to run to the toilet.

It’s not “So, did I get the job or what, bitch?” Hmm, good to know.

Goddamn people think having a family gives them permission to commit genocide. Don’t get me started about seats on a plane...

Okay, Elon.

2016: 24th in points allowed

That photo looks like Bill just walked in on his parents doing it.

Yeah, a natural disaster? What, the Jaguars are playing this weekend?

Anybody try Tillamook? It isn’t REAL fruit but it’s better than the full sugar Yoplait yogurt I was eating previously.

(flips over lunch table) Fuck your market!

I guess half a million is the difference in the price of integrity.

Sorry bro but I heard leg press machines are useless and not worth the time?