I think most people eventually learn that their parents, particularly their mothers, are not the most objective source for such information. My mother thinks I’m so beautiful that she’s convinced I could have modeled (I’m 5’3”) or been a movie star. “You look like Natalie Portman, but prettier!” (Ed. note: No I…

Just kidding, it’s becoming a mother. Just kidding, it’s fucking a rapper. Just kidding, it’s making enough money to buy a vacation home and then going there for extended periods of time, alone. Yep, that’s it.

It’s fine to tell your children that they are beautiful, but mean it in a way that has nothing to do with appearance. Don’t compliment your kids for things that they didn’t do anything to acquire. Don’t compliment their intelligence, compliment their persistence.

I’m going to get that Cry Baby in my next order, good to hear you liked it. I’m not fully into the white water line, either, even though I have smaller eyes and like a doe-eyed look. The “white” I use is Sephora’s Blonde Ambition. It’s almost white. I might actually get this one since it’s just a few bucks and Jane…

Still can’t fully but into the white or light cream liner. I’m just too set in my as-black-as-my-soul liner to go fully back. The only white pencil I own is NYX’s Milk, but I like to use that as a base for bright colors or a highlight (yes, I AM pale enough to use a blended white matte pencil as a highlight…

Preach. I’m also addicted to diet coke...but keep falling off the wagon :( I keep telling myself that of all the bad habits to have, Diet Coke isn’t so bad...

It makes me concerned that Amy Heckerling may have a brain tumor at the mere suggestion of Katy Perry as Cher. Amy, please get checked out ASAP.

The lipstick is awesome.

Looks like The Dark Side lipstick from MAC - really gorgeous burgundy/purple that looks amazing on a lot of skin tones

She does look a bit jaundiced. That lip color tho...I NEEDS it!

Katy does tend to shout, but I think it would be fine if she really committed to the project and did some serious training beforehand.

Isn’t KP just a little old for the role of a teenager?

I read that as “my husband is a drifter” and laughed because I didn’t get what that had to do with working HVAC. I then read the rest of your post and laughed.

Comments like this are catnip to the tinfoil hat wearing weirdos.

I guess jet fuel CAN melt steel beams. ; (

I think he’s just being pretentious.

Also, isn’t it pretension? Or am I just being pretentious?

Other than hair color does Khloe look any different?

Really? Seems fairly simple to me, don’t deceive a potential sexual partner as to your gender or transmissible disease status, or you might catch rape or attempted murder charges.

I’m hoping this doesn’t criminalize trans persons either, but by saying, “she manipulated her friend in multiple ways to consent to sex in a scenario she wouldn’t have consented to otherwise” it hearkens to a situation that is all too familiar here in the states, especially amongst heterosexual men and transgender…