Thanks sweetie. No. Maybe my post sounded darker than it actually is. I was just trying to comment on how life as a middle aged woman and how it relates to the article, can be somewhat depressing which leads to the thought of ‘what now?’ thoughts. I’m waiting for my life of debauchery to end me ;) So much more fun.

Good luck to you and if you are seriously thinking about ending your life or having these depressive and suicidal thoughts please please get help.

I’m forty five. Have owned my own business for 15 years. Some days don’t know how I will make it until next month. Keep going. Not destitute but not wealthy either. Have no close family. Few friends. Recently came out of long term relationship. Drink too much to self medicate. Thought seriously about ‘what is the…

I also zoned in on the opioid problem among them too, which is increasingly rampant. White + impoverished + oxys .

How so?

Starred because this fellow English major is laughing.

Just turned 45. Is my advanced degree going to save me?!?

Spoilerphobes make me nuts sometimes. I watched that godawful “Dexter” until the bitter end, when I should have quit at season two. A year after the show ended, a friend started watching on Netflix. She told me she just finished season four, and I said “I was so happy they killed off Rita.” She FREAKED the FUCK OUT.…

I agree leaving the room is probably the best thing to do. Maybe she is trying to make the point that some people make a huge show out of it?

Tangent: And once a book, movie or television show has been out for six months, I have no responsibility to protect you from ding-dang spoilers. You clearly don’t care that much if that much time has passed.

Look at her hair. No, it isn’t.

Does this mean the Adult Baby joke is finally fucking over Jez?

I came here to say the same thing. Its a beautiful voice.

I did not expect that to be her speaking voice.

And as such, penises should never be hung in a place where men can walk under them.

Sooooo......a pair of underwear that is in close proximity to <that what shall not be named> remains forever unclean. Does this mean that the penises that presumably enter said taboo spot also remain forever unclean?

“...an interview in which everyone’s faces will crack to reveal lizard flesh beneath,”

Then I’m gonna fuckin take the trapeze class I’ve been meaning to take

I like her.

Well if “manning up” includes not making comments about her face, what does that make Trump?

“Hmmm...well, lets see. There’s Dalmatian casserole. Dalmatian burgers. Dalmatian soup. Dalmatian nuggets, (which I just LOVE!)...”