This is the best burn. I’m going to use it later.

Nothing on his DVR but Tosh.0.

I just watched the Hulu clip. My grinch heart grew three sizes when he started smiling about his support on social media and with in his local community. I wish great things for him. I’m so, so glad he’s feeling the love.

Not to worry, it was crazy funny to me at the time too. :)

Add me to the list. It happened to me twice (same dude, which actually made it far less embarrassing the second time around).

I posted my “blackout from shower sex” story too!

winner winner chicken dinner

Um, pregnancy.

Got a concussion by hitting the wall. The guy asked: “Are you ok?” I moan, mid orgasm/ head pain: “Keep going”. We finish and then he, being a neurosurgeon, proceeds to bring me to the hospital and give me a free CT scan. He’s one of my best friends now!

Ah, finally I can reveal the TRUE STORY of my past injury thanks to the anomity of the Internet.

At a bar. Little Welsh man feeds me free cocaine and beers for a few hours. I suddenly become infatuated with the bouncer at the door. When he’s off work we bang in my car. In the morning I wake up with the most bruised knees ever (seatbelt buckle thingies?) and remember that I’m on my period. WHAT DID I DO WITH MY…

Was giving my boyfriend some appreciation in the shower which had a seat in the corner and two marble shelves above. He pulled on one of the shelves slightly too hard and it broke and landed on me. Fortunately I was leaned forward far enough that it missed my head and sort of slid harmlessly down my back with only a…

The third or so time I had sex with a new guy I was really into, I was on top and was riding pretty hard, and smashed my face into his forehead by accident. And got a bloody nose. And bled all over him and his bedsheets.

Here’s hoping.

True (at least, I certainly hope), but it’s a show that wastes time and money. It’s ludicrous that they’re even bothering.

I thought he liked some girls too

I wanted to say something similar, but you nailed it. I live in Lexington and have been to McCarthy’s many, many times. There are some wonderful people and fantastic experiences that you can’t get anywhere else in the country, but sadly it is a state with plenty of demons. To anyone who has never visited, please check…

Lexington is very pro-gay. Not sure about the surrounding areas though.

Lexington and Morehead are separated by more than just 65 miles. We have an openly gay mayor, and, thanks in large part to UK, Lexington has a large and vibrant gay community (disclaimer: I’m straight). Bradley Picklesimer went to the same high school as me, fer chrissakes!

Just pointing out (as I did on Facebook) that Freddie was bi, so he liked at least some girls. I don’t know about fat-bottomed ones, but the band sure did a good job singing about us.