I’m a diet soda fiend and I've tried to give it up but just can't manage. I've got other addiction issues though, it's the least serious by far.

I agree. That’s why I said it was unfortunate. But it isn’t “weird” because the logic is plainly obvious.

I don’t understand why this story is so...problematic. The comments are weird as fuck. You cannot pretend to be someone else when obtaining consent. That's fraud. And having sex with someone under that ill begotten consent is rape. Why is everyone joking about it?

I cannot believe how patronizing and sanctimonious some of these comments are. BARF. I wonder if being smug prevents wrinkles?

I want to hear about the fillers, too! I trust Jane to tell me what's good and what's bad. And I love that she doesn't make it seem like a moral failure for wanting this stuff.

Hugs.

Seriously, barf. This is so fucking patronizing.

I don't think it's weird, unfortunately. It's a captive female audience.

Ah, I’ve been thinking about it for migraines, and also for my face, but I too have a one-eyebrow side-eye! I don't want to be parted from it, ever.

Jane, I love you for these posts (I’m thinking of the vag rejuv one, too). The combination of no shame, thoughtfulness, and honesty is really rare and stupendous. Seriously. I appreciate it.

I need alone time, too, but I didn't think this was about alone time.

This is the weirdest story. I get it, but I would never have thought of such a thing.

Bless you. I feel like I entered another dimension here.

I totally agree. He was dismissive and an asshole. He doesn't need to leave his position to redeem himself.

I snorted my tea at Hispanics & Muslims.

Where is your empathy, you cunt?!?!!!!!!

It’s hyperbole to say that you’re dying/whatever when you aren’t. To say so isn’t mocking people who are actually dying/whatever. This sweater is a (not clever) play on words. That isn’t mockery, either. It is dumb, as I’ve said. And, given that you’re the one calling a stranger a “cunt” over a civil difference of…

If you're trolling me, seriously, A+.

Wow, you’re not kidding about that “special destiny,” are you?

Yes. As I said, I get it. But I don’t think hyperbole is a big deal. People say they are having a “panic attack” when they are not. People say they are having a “heart attack” when they are not. People even say they are “dying” when they are not (imminently). They refer to being depressed when they do not have…