I agree. It's a dad joke.

Oh, you know, for as cute a story as it is, there’s just nothing between us. We finished growing up and moved on with our lives. I am married now, and I don't really know what he's up to. He was cute and fun and I think of him with affection, but that's all!

This isn’t so dumb, is it? Tons of people really do care about how they look in a selfie (well, everyone, right? You wouldn’t take it if you didn’t.) I am not a selfie-taker, but I do check my minimal makeup in my camera phone before I leave the house, like I would have in a mirror compact in years past.

I love you.

I think I’m most outraged by the “we grieve for our own actions” bit. They're their own victims, everybody, can't you see?!

Too cool. Good for her.

I love your enthusiasm for sussing this out, but “boring a-holes” is right.

Look at his face. I find it most offensive of all that he thinks he's really funny. What must it be like to be the font of such cutting edge, never before encountered humor?

Who said it isn’t outrageous? Of course it is. But it won’t likely pass the Senate, in which case it won't happen.

OH MY GOD. This happened to me, too. No Bj in my case, just lack of food and a probably too hot shower. Sexy times were completed and I said, “Oh, NO,” and passed right out. Woke up just in time to avoid the ambulance, like you. I was mortified.

The idea of a nude man trying to jam his shoulder back where it belongs *in a doorway* is crazy funny to me right now! What a trooper.

Did anyone else see this excellent kid on Chris Hayes last night? “I call it the interrogation room because it’s where I was interrogated.”

I have no real opinion about this, but isn't your name your own business?

I’m 35 (ugh) and I grew up calling my friends’ parents Mr and Mrs and they called mine the same. I’m not sure this is a super big deal either way. If I had children I suppose I would have them use titles for other adults, just because. Which is a damn good reason if ever I've heard one!

It won’t affect anyone. It won't pass the Senate. It's a show.

Honestly, he seems semi-lucid here, which is a lot for him. I think his accent sounds a bit muddy, but not too weird and maybe especially understandable for an actor? I think the smile when he's trying to give the impression of human joy/connection is much weirder. He seems well medicated.

Well, the point of sarcasm is actually to convey contempt, no? What you've described isn't strictly sarcasm. Anyway, yes, to each their own. I admit, I'm a snarky asshole but I don't typically find Mark very funny.

Aw, I know just what you mean.

What a great story. Poor brave puppies.

Oh, in no way did I mean to absolve her of responsibility. I just meant to say that she's pathetic.