Of course, it’s only legitimate to feel your faith’s being compromised when you’re dealing with women’s healthcare. Everyone knows that!

Exactly. Seems pretty clear to me!

So the only people who are allowed to refuse to do their jobs are pharmacists, right?

Caitlyn isn't their mom. They have moms.

This. Not to mention how offensive that is regarding Kris’s sexuality.

This person is profoundly unlikeable to me.

It's not prohibited by law.

Well, I recall John Kerry getting shit back in ‘04 because he's fluent in French. You know, because it made him a snob.

It's so hard. I'm sorry.

Seriously, if this is being an asshole I am a serial killer.

That’s a good thought, possibly so.

Because they weren’t sold by Amazon, they were sold by a third party seller and, so far, Amazon hasn’t been held responsible for third party goods. We’ll see if that changes, but it's doubtful.

This is very sad but there's nothing legitimate about suing Amazon here.

Well, to be fair, the petitioner didn’t make up those terms. That’s the appropriate legal terminology.

Oh, shit. I threw up every morning for the first two weeks or so of school almost every year from kindergarten to 4th grade. Being a kid is THE WORST.

What a good mom.

Ugh, I know they were children but fuck those boys and their parents.

CHEERS. I know, I know, violence is bad, but, really, cheers to her.

This happened to me when I was teaching all the time! Parents would do it too, they'd report me to campus security when they saw me out int he parking lot during school ours.

Oh, true! Still goes for VP, though, I'm almost totally sure.