I don’t even want one.

Yep. Because it's not contributing to the demand for leather goods, because it's from the Salvation Army or recycled or whatever. Get it? I don't get your gif which would seem to imply that you don't think I'm making sense.

He is for sure a stupid sack of shit but I totally aspire to a drunken flight to Paris on a Tuesday.

Sandra Oh looks stunning!

I was thinking more like silk pajamas and cocaine habit. But, yes, it's good. As a look. Maybe not as a lifestyle.

I’m not down with fur or leather (I buy mine second hand and don’t eat meat, before an angry person in the greys feels the need to lecture me) but I really like how these look. Total asshole-chic.

Yeah, I've got no interest in this, really. I don't care if he reforms; knowing the things he's said makes him permanently unappealing to me.

Hey, me too! I listen to opera all afternoon but find his music to be sort of Celine Dion-esque. His voice is powerful (and angel-like, obvs) but the music is not so good. I love him, though.

Exactly, exactly, exactly.

I want a breast lift and fillers, why wouldn’t I want to see what other women have to say about getting the same procedures done?

“The article was super unclear on that though and I’m not really sure if it was supposed to be snarky or what.”

As per the director, the “origin” of “Bye Felicia” as depicted in the film is entirely fictitious and that scene, one in which a woman is sexually humiliated, is intended to be comic relief. Nothing in the world could make me go see this garbage.

SPOILERS HERE:

She's not. I don't want to be spoilery so that's all I'll say.

This person is an appalling monster. Have some manners, you self-righteous snowflake.

TMZ does this exactly the same way with male celebs, though. That's one thing you can say for them. It's this bizarre fawning/begging for attention thing. Always very awkward.

Oh, god, you understand me. I want him.

Lol, this is the most sanctimonius and smug garbage I’ve read in a long time. Do some more yoga.

Oof. You didn't read it, did you?

I watched this because I could not believe that these were real lyrics. They are.