These people are idiots.

I know, I don't get it. I'm glad there are at least two of us!

I honestly gasped when I saw your reply.

Honestly, Common, I would love nothing more than to grab (dinner with) you, but I'm afraid I'm going to need you to put on real pants.

This is the best story! I'm super jealous.

I don't believe dogs are obligate carnivores, actually, so maybe this isn't the best example. Cats are, however.

Eh, this is pretty trite.

I think this is lovely and I agree. My husband is my best friend, my favorite person to hang out with, and the first person I want to speak to when things are wonderful or when they are painful. My marriage is the best thing in my life.

That's really cool of him.

Maybe. Are you sitting in your kitchen right now?

I was still 14 when this was released, almost 15. I think I thought these kids were so super grown up, that this was what adulthood was like (well, this and what Anne Rice novels told me), and that I was really pathetically juvenile for being such a baby still. I was a virgin, I’d never smoked or drank, and I’d kissed…

Kinja won't let me star your comment and, honestly, that's fine because it deserves so much more.

Ed Sheeran is always doing something that amounts to screaming “LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEE” and I’m not a fan. Yes, Ed, conventionally attractive women consider you a platonic friend. Congrats.

Totally agree, also the guy who is, I guess, supposed to be David? But who cares, where are Scott Scanlan and all of Color Me Badd?

Dead.

Ah, that's the way I am! I really believe it's no good if there are kids there. Like, why would I go to eat at a place children eat, children eat chicken nuggets.

Good lord.

I’m responding to you because the idea of someone, anyone, telling me I don’t have enough to worry about because of a silly comment I posted online is too absurd to go without reply. My mother is dying a slow death from a rare neuromuscular disease and I come to Jezebel to play and be silly instead of letting the…

Sure, but like I said to someone else who said essentially the same thing that you’ve said, liking every picture of your ex on his wife’s FB is odd, no?

She looks ridiculous. I had a Peaches and Cream Barbie that was styled a lot like this.