This is so fucking transparent I can't deal. Bey and Jay have jumped the shark, I think. It may be early days yet, but they have.

Oh, she’s super cute! I had a kitty with a little nubbin tail once!

Hahahahaha, I love this. “What do you mean we’re—OH SHIT!”

Bobby Finger, I like your writing very much but I really do not care for this segment. Yes, other commenters, I know I don’t have to click. And I won’t in the future.

This is a great story! I watched her do it live on TV from a hotel room and this brought me right back.

Omg. What?!! How?!

Who doesn't recognize Duane Allman? I'm only 34, btw.

Because, it’s primarily trans celebrities of incredible privilege that are of interest and India is a terrible backwards place.

And now they're separating! I just saw it on another site.

I wore a pretty modest dress, I guess. Not on purpose. It was a boat neck with sleeves and an a-line skirt that ended above the knee. That’s not, like, religious-modest, but still pretty modest. Anyway, it was $100 or so at Nordstrom. It was a fancy big city city hall wedding, if you know what I mean.

Thanks for laying down the rules!

That's gorgeous.

Doesn’t cocaine in a bottle of baby powder fit just about anywhere? :D

Absolutely not. Who cares?

It doesn’t, you’re right. Sometimes I imagine how it would go over if skinny people used similar language about overweight people, not that we should. I know, we all know, that our society puts you at a disadvantage if you weigh too much, and that’s super unfair. But I’ve never heard the level of vitriol directed at…

I'm right there with you. The posting of the video is bad enough but there's something about the haircuttng that's really perverse and sinister. The poor child.

Yes, this. Thank you for saying it more politely than I would have done. I’m going to work to be as thin or as healthy as I want and is right for me—I don’t need to check in to see if my goal weight is on some pre-approved list of Arbitrarily Assigned Sensible Weight Loss Goals. I don’t have an eating disorder or…

Yeah, it does, and I stand by my initial assessment.

Holy shit.

That's sexism too. The assumption that women should be responsible for birth control and/or the idea that men won't take birth control (therefore no male birth control development) is part and parcel of sexism. That's how it works.