With Mickey Mouse on it.

Wasn't there a post somewhere in the Gawker universe that implored readers to sign a pledge never to have sex with an Apple Watch owner? I'm all for that.

I think the only thing we registered for that we use regularly is a silicone spatula. I think I'm forgetting my whole wedding experience slowly but surely.

I do the same thing with ice cream/froyo. Yes, its $5 every time but, when I’ve finished my serving, it’s gone, and I won't go get it again tomorrow because it's a pain in the ass. If I bought a tub at the store I’d eat it every day until it was gone.

Great post! I’ve been following the impact the Food Babe (barf) and other fringy no-nothing chemical/toxin obsessives are having on consumers and, in turn, food companies. It's scary to see.

That is why I don’t consume artificial sweeteners (or much sugar) anymore, plus the fact that my teeth have cost too much to be exposed to soda. Plus, I'm thinner off of diet soda than I was on it.

God bless this! 23!!!!!!

Air conditioning! In AFRICA?!?!?!?!?!?

I’d like a legitimate health (nutrition and exercise) writer, too!

You plan for it. Maybe you take a trip a year. That’s what I do and it’s the best thing about my life. And I hope you’re kidding with this: “All to take pictures and eat food someplace where everything is strange and you don’t know the rules and etiquette?”

I have very thin arms and I still hate them!

That pantsuit says Bianca Jagger to me, not no nonsense accountant.

Love it! Major Cher vibes.

You didn't have to allude to the sex tape. Really, you didn't.

Yeah, you know, I think you’re right. I wasn’t really disappointed in him (I just said, “wow”), but I think I'm going to redact even that.

Wow, David Lynch. I love DL but wow.

I love the California desert. It's dear to my heart.

I’m seeing this late but have to say: this is a great comment, and that’s how you live life.

But Bruce painted a different picture during the interview, saying that, while Kris is a good person whom he loves, they might have still been together if she’d been really understanding of his transition.

An “attractive female” what? Oh, you mean “woman.”