Um?

I always see people bitching about this and it really is true: Gawker/Jez always get West Coast story details wrong. In no way is Chula Vista 45 minutes from Santa Ana. Why is California geography such a mystery?

I was laughing myself silly over the applesauce thing. Like, I get it, your mom wanted you to eat apples and become a manly man and that's painful for you, but it's the zombie apocalypse, dude! Crazy Rick will knife you for almost no reason at all and he wants to make sure you're not poisoning the baby. Just take a…

How... insightful of... you. Pretending to... be... committed to a... project... isn't "acting."

I am developing the impression that everything Scarlett Johansson does is insincere. Everything she is involved in feels like she's pretending.

Fuck these men. All of them. Also, I'm so glad I don't teach high school anymore, for so many reasons.

That 1987 costume design thing is spectacularly weird. I cannot believe that made sense to people within my lifetime. Also, if I'm ever stalked by an aggressive dancer...well, I guess I'll recognize it from this video.

My husband was freaked out by this! It really is disgusting.

Love this already.

I knew that, too; let's be sad together.

Sure, like, punks have worn women's jeans for years so their pants would be super tight. The girlfriend jeans are just slightly less baggy boyfriend jeans, though. And they're marketed toward women.

And then the Gap is selling "girlfriend" jeans now, but I seriously doubt they mean to imply that you borrowed them from your girlfriend. I'm alright with buying my own jeans, sans fictional narrative.

Love Meryl and Margot Robbie and maybe Solange. Tegan and Sara looks ridiculous to me.

I do not care for Chrissy Teigen. She is lovely but so crass. Wtf is she doing in that pic?

I can't even like this enough. So wonderful. I wish we could summon up the nerve we have as kids later in life.

I identify so strongly with that! Hugs to you, stranger across the Internet.

Exactly this. I was 15 in 1995 and I knew these looked ridiculous then!

I do exactly the same with my anxiety. Treat it as if it's not really me, because it isn't.

My cable went out during last week's episode and I've not had even the slightest inclination to read a recap, let alone buy the episode on Amazon. I think the ship may have sailed for me, too.

This is fun! I just commented yesterday that I radically changed my go-to makeup look after a trip abroad, even though I'm home now. The looks I see here at home—that I used to wear!—look craaaaazy to my eyes now. Super interesting how your perspective can be altered like that.