we aren’t babies anymore and can’t just suck on a tit for nourishment.

Friendly Canadian reminder that the RCMP have also been known to target and harass and in some cases kill First Nations individuals. The police, in general, are also known to routinely harass and attack sex workers. I understand that in light of the massive police violence in the United States, Canada seems much more…

I also hate summer, and spring, and winter, in addition to fall.

Stop liking football. It’s gross.

I’m 25 & people ask me why I still read comics, my response is always: Because life is relatively fucking boring.

I met my wife in a bar near a concert venue where her friends knew my friends and we saw each other across a crowded room. My friends encouraged me to talk to her after they found out that she was single, so I did and the rest is history. HOWEVER, when it comes to family and strangers, our agreed upon party line is:…

These butts are full of gluten, crunchy, AND red, but they’re not free if I give them to you.

Are they glutten free butts?

In the city I live in, there are gay bars, some of which I’ve been to with friends. I don’t complain that they call it a “gay bar”.

I took my 6 year old brother to an outdoor blues concert (because I’m that kind of weirdo) and he asked me why two dudes were kissing. I explained to him that some men liked to kiss and marry men, in the same way that men like to kiss and marry ladies.

“Eat a bag of butts, lady.”

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You’re very lucky to have the privilege of just having to go to another bar. You’re very lucky to have the privilege of being able to kiss your partner while walking down the street and people thinking its “normal”.

Separate but equal is never equal. Gay bars are called gay bars because all other bars are straight bars. Defining a bar as gay allows for the lgtbq individuals to feel safe because all other bars may not be. Btw saying you are playing devils advocate usually means I am a dick but I am pretending I am not.

She’s talking as if she were approaching bears in the wild....oh wait, were they bears?

Get out of here with your happiness! My sorrows need drowning.

Can I just say I don’t want to see anyone kiss, EVER? I want everyone to be as miserable as me. LIKE HEY, some of us are trying to listen to Morrissey and drown ourselves in whiskey, get out of here.

She's elected. I'm not sure of the process to remove her. If it happens in the local government or it goes to state. There are special steps that need to be taken to get her out.

I’m interested to know what the dynamics in that office are like right about now. I read in the times that one of her deputy clerks informed the judge of this (perhaps after the judge asked. . . I don’t remember) and raised the question of their legality given how she altered them. He will be getting some icy-ass…

“we cannot allow items on campus that can be perceived to pose a threat.”