YEP, only cuz black wasn’t a choice.

I know the likelihood of it passing through the Senate is (knock on all the fucking wood) slim, but this shouldn’t quell the outrage. These “representatives” don’t represent women. Full stop.

The dude just wanted some Destiny DLC codes. Look what you’ve create Bungie!!!

his wife must be miserable.

I’m on the fence about whether to believe they were actually planning to switch the lessons though...as another commenter pointed out, it’s unlikely they intended the boys to take the “Girl Talk!” class, and I find it very confusing that you need to split the kids up by gender to talk about college and career…

Sure it wasn’t Cougar Boost?

I really don’t understand these people. If you won’t serve all the public, don’t have a job serving the public. Your religious freedom doesn’t extend to restricting other people’s rights.

“If public officials don’t want to do their jobs then they don’t need to be public officials.”

No, it’s a license to get married. Gay couples do not necessarily have anal sex. They may not even have sex at all. Just like with heterosexual couples.

That’s nice, except one, sodomy isn’t illegal thanks to SCOTUS’ ruling on Lawrence v. Texas, and two, most heterosexual couples engage in sodomy every day since sodomy consists of any sexual act that does not involve a penis penetrating a vagina, (i.e. oral sex, anal sex, mutual masturbation...)

He thought he was a rock star, but he’s really just a monster.

Is the internet just a bunch of losers and haters?

Apparently I’m Jeb Bush. What does it say about the current crop of candidates that I actually find that comforting?

I hate you.

Worst day of my life.

I got the same result and literally said the same thing aloud.

There is no way in hell I am a Mike Huckabee fuck this quiz.

Perfect quiz, picking between options I don’t fully comprehend or remotely like.

I feel like I would take Trump over Huckabee. Is it because I didn’t know who the Kardashians are? I Do know, I just couldn’t bring myself to definitely like any of them .

i started panicking when you forced me to choose between somethings gotta give, its complicated, and the parent trap