I like your style! Actually, not a Hellsing reference but a Castlevania Symphony of the Night reference... so even more nerdy and obscure!

And that’s why you don’t “teach lessons”

I don’t believe the school overreacted. I believe they under reacted. If the teacher had left the clock in the classroom and the administration had immediately evacuated the school and called for the bomb squad, I’d have no problem with this story. However, since they DIDN’T take these steps, I can only conclude that…

“Perhaps your Manifest Destiny is to shut the fuck up.”

omg he is Columbusing diversity in Hollywood discussions, isn’t he

No, for the prostate you just stick your whole forearm up in there.

Or that there’s “no such thing” as bisexuals...

I don’t think anyone is saying you have to fuck your friends. Just that, if you choose to do so, you can, and still maintain that friendship.

an almost unrecognizably cold Adam Scott

Well duh.

Except in all those many, many situations where the person you sleep with gets weird and is suddenly not your friend, exactly as you seem to not recognize happens sometimes? Maybe that just means they were never really your friend in the first place, but let’s not kid ourselves. Some people just look at you…

I’ve always wondered: under that model, can bisexuals just not have friends at all?

I honestly think the question comes down to whether or not you had opposite-sex friends in middle/high school. Because those men (and yes, I am primarily going to blame this on men) who only had male friends were conditioned to “Men are for friendship, women are for romantic aspirations.” And I think (this is totally…

I genuinely, sincerely have NEVER understood the debate of CAN MEN AND WOMEN BE JUST FRIENDS?

Was it just me, or was he saying “diversity” like a buzzword? Like, “synergy,” or “vertical movement,” Words mean things, Mr. Damon.

#batsplaining

Sure, special preference should only be based on who your daddy knows or went to school with.The idea that success is based on merit is such a fucking myth.

Great breakdown. I watched the episode last night and I was SO rooting for Effie and felt uncomfortable on her behalf. Especially when she emphasized on coming from a place “with love in my heart”, like she knew immediately she had to explicitly say it for fear she’d be written off as the angry black woman otherwise.…

At these meetings, they introduce Effie Brown, an experienced Hollywood producer and a black woman. She has produced seventeen feature films, including Dear White People and boy, the Irony Gods are working overtime today.