as a heterosexual married man, I can relate to

I’m curious. I live in a city. I do not have either a balcony or a yard, and my apartment gets very little natural light. How would you propose that I grow enough food for two adult humans?

I live in a fucking one-room apartment, bub. I don’t have a balcony. Not everyone has a house with a nice big garden outside. So, no, I can’t grow my own food.

(psst, I think I might be having feels for you.)

OMG I wanna hug you so bad right now because just lookit that corvid faaaace!

The most sexually open and liberated people will cheat as much as the most repressed and ignorant.

I was at the filming for last night’s episode, so I got to see him remove his jacket and put on the sweater vest, and then, at the end when it was time for pickups, take off the sweater vest and put the jacket back on. Half the female audience members (myself included) made appreciative noises as he removed the…

‪”I feel like that is the untold story of this data leak—how many people just aren’t getting a sexual connection they want. And rather than talk about how people could solve this problem, everyone is just moralizing.”

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This reminds me of this for some reason:

I sent them this:

Hey homophobes, SERIOUSLY WHY DO YOU CARE? LIKE, I AM SO OVER THIS DISCUSSION. WHYYYYY DO YOU GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE GETTING MARRIED OR WHO THEY’RE FUCKING? LIKE....WHYYYYYY? I DON’T GET IT. I MEAN, YOU WOULD FULL ON FIRE THEM FROM THEIR JOBS? YOU’D REFUSE TO MAKE A FUCKING CAKE? WHYYYYY? UGHHHHHHHHHHH

Are you kidding? I’m happy someone on the Internet just cleared it all up for me in one brief sentence. How have I been so confused and noncommittal these last thirty-something years? All I had to do was pick a side!

Yes. “An ask” is a somewhat old neologism, perfectly acceptable in many circles. It’s just short for “a thing to ask for.”

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Bi’s are simply confused and don’t want to commit.

“You sat through 45 minutes of a 90 minute movie and you NOW want your money back?”

Since Caitlyn Jenner’s transformation, the number of people I know who’ve made transphobic comments about her is startling. I’ve never had reason to discuss trans issues with these people before (we’re all cis straight types) and it makes me want to scream WHY DOES HER CHOICE MATTER TO YOU