She will do MUCH more good as a Senator than as a president hated by a Republican-led Congress.

I want to put this kitten in my pocket.

Baby animals > baby humans

There is nothing, NOTHING cuter than a kitten. Tiny hamsters, human babies, even bunnies can also jump in a lake. Kittens forever.

Yep. That sideways smiley is text for trollface.

Dying of cute over here.

You’ve graduated to zookeeper.

Few people know that Piano Cat was one of Keyboard Cat’s major influences. Gotta respect the greats.

Depending on the shape of your eyeballs, contacts do have the potential to change positions. I have astigmaism, which means my eyes aren’t really round (nor are the left and the right shaped in the same way) so I have to have special contacts to fit my stupid eyes. I rarely wear them, except when glasses would be…

My first thought was “Why does that toy hamster have a people name?”

Yeah, history and common sense would disagree with them.

Ever had Limberger or St. Albray? Very, ahem, pungent.

Yep.

Just read it. You are awesome. I think I’ve had the Cambozola too. I’ve definitely had a blue brie before. For the most part I like to keep them separate. Same with Huntsman cheese; my boyfriend raved about how awesome it was but I thought mixing a mild cheddar and a blue to be underwhelming. They kind of fought each…

Somewhat related:

So many cheeses. Bries, blues (humboldt fog and Point Reyes blue), goat cheese (especially goat cheese gouda!) white or golden cheddars with beer infusions. I’ve had so many great cheeses. Even Publix makes a pretty bangin’ monterrey jack with morel mushrooms and leeks.\

Brie and blues are my favorite. The best blue I ever had was Point Reyes blue:

Yes, Dubliner is so good! Made me change my mind that cheddar didn’t always have to be the same boring thing.

Irrelevant, but I love her hair.