People being shitty to me about my vegetarianism because they assume I’m one of these people has actually caused a complex in me where I don’t want to be the slightest inconvenience to anyone, ever, about it. Like we had a work luncheon and the boss knew I was veggie, so he was like, “Do you want me to specially order…

The few times I “cheated” I was really depressed, and was like “Nothing in this shitty world matters. I’m eating fried chicken.” I think it’s been two years now since an incident like that.

Why is this surprising or news? Some people make stupid mistakes when drunk? Wow, so shocking! I’ve made some pretty stupid choices while drunk that I regretted later, including thinking I could do high kicks in my living room with no repercussions and banging people I shouldn’t have.

Kinda, yeah. Ever see Sports Night? All the younger characters have the same quippy energy.

Yeah, it just occurred to me as well the reason why I eat stuff like Domino’s...because the good pizza places near me don’t fucking deliver. There’s only like three things I can get delivered in my area: Chinese, franchise pizza, and Jason’s Deli. And even Jason’s Deli has a ridiculous minimum order amount ($35 before…

It’s literally not smoke. It’s water vapour; nothing is being burned. And actually it’s not even an unwanted by-product of vaping. Manufacturers added it in because smokers found it more soothing and pleasing to see “smoke” lines while they simulated smoking.

Not so much a dine-and-dash as a “dine-and-float-slowly.”

It’s short for “India Pale Ale.” I only have a minimal knowledge of brewing and whatnot, but beer has pretty much two main ingredients: malt and hops. In “India Pale Ales” or IPAs, the hops dominate the beer more than the malt does. Some are really extreme with the hoppiness. IPAs are usually sharper and more bitter…

Seriously. Why can’t I just fucking drink what I want?. I like IPAs. Sorry, not sorry.

Yeah, cheaper doesn’t necessarily mean worse. Bombay Sapphire is way more expensive than Amsterdam, but Amsterdam is smoother. If I want a gin to sip or mix, I generally go for Amsterdam. If I want a gin for dirty martinis (my fave drink), I go for Bombay or Beefeater. I used to love Bombay, but I’m moving away from…

This is why I dye my hair a lot. Because basically only one cut looks ideal on me and I get sick of the sameness.

<3 Michiru-chan

My hair is like this, but red, and it’s layered and the layers flip out a bit. So I guess my hair is only kind of like this.

I have side-sweeping bangs, and I love them. If anything makes me look “child-like” it’s the bright colors I wear, or the frilly dresses I like or the glittery nail polish I sometimes wear. I will continue to do those things. I’ve never cared very much what people thought of me, and I’m not likely to start now.

I don’t know what to tell you, dude. It’s not a collective hallucination; it’s an actual issue. And some people don’t have the time or skill to make their own costumes. I understand that companies are in it to make a profit, but there’s nothing to suggest they won’t make a profit from making both sexy and non-sexy…

Late to the party, but if anyone in this thread wants to add me, that would be dope.

Rats are smart and sociable, and they get a bad rap.

Please tell us if it gets you laid.

While I think this particular outfit is just totally trolling us and trying to be ironic about the whole sexy costume thing, sexed-up versions of costumes are actually a problem, but not because it’s wrong to be sexual or some other slut-shamey reason.

I love that someone is as semantic as me.