Yeah, that is the actual problem with this sort of thing. The companies are limiting our choices because they are morons. The people wearing the costumes are free to do so. Sometimes you just want to wear something sexy and there’s nothing wrong with that. But only offering a sexy option to ladies (and not hampering…

Ugh. Just awful. Sorry.

Thank you for prompting me to look up “handfasting.” That’s a cool tradition.

She’s like the scorpion that stings the frog

His defiant little wee-wee sheath...

Starred for “business district”

Sauce? I wouldn’t be surprised if this “totally legit screenshot” was instead some troll fuckery.

Yeah. The elevated level of dialogue on /b/ is basically comprised of “fag”, “lol” and “kill yourself, OP”

You forgot sex. I want my tombstone to read: “Here lies Lily. She fucked herself to death. Nice.”

Why isn’t this in my face right now? You’ll buy some and ship it to me, right? (Assuming you live there)

Or like, god met them at a party ONE TIME, and then in church every Sunday after that, they demanded to be given the best seats because they “know the owner!” Those people are the worst.

Nah, this lady was in her 30s with two kids. It happened like a year or two ago.

The first thing I thought was “don’t ALL clothes protect you from UV rays?” I guess there are people rubbing sunscreen all over their pants and stuff. (Hint: no one does that, and these jeans are BS)

This comment is borderline inappropriate and I love it.

If it makes you feel better, all the times I’ve seen Caesar salad on a menu, it’s usually just the dressing that has the anchovies in it. But I probably haven’t been anywhere fancy enough to have seen it with the actual fishies on it.

But was the meat POISONED??!

“An out-of-control cow turned me GAY!!! Only $3 on Amazon to read the whole storry!!1 L@@k”

I’m pretty sure that employee just didn’t have their shit together. I’ve gotten mochas from DD many times and they’ve always been fine.

This is the correct opinion.

Okay, that’s it—I’m hoofing it out of this thread.