A freaking 34 year old Cadillac does not.

He didn’t say he didn’t want an SUV, he said he didn’t need an SUV, which is the case for 99 percent of SUV buyers.

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?

Last time I was in Vegas, the road was indeed covered in leaves.
But all the leaves had pictures of naked women on them. It was absolutely as weird as it sounds.

Some people don’t care about wealth, some people just want to watch the world burn

My thinking is restart the Cold War, but for that to happen you have to have a counterpart that has enough empathy to not say fuck it and destroy humanity just because people were mean to him on twitter.

Old people with cool cars are always awesome. And I’ll use any opportunity to show a pic of my 70-year old parent’s collection; my Mom’s Type-R and Mazdaspeed3, and my Dad’s BRZ series.yellow.

A 5.7L makes more power than a 3.0L? You don’t say.

A base model ‘20 Supra costs $50K. A base model ‘20 Corvette is supposed to cost $60K. Assume in both cases you’re not getting sodomized with dealer markups. The Supra has a 6-banger and some of the weirdest, lumpiest 21st-century-Karmann-Ghia styling* available today while the Vette has a proper V8 with its gobs of…

National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing

You don’t sound like a triggered snowflake. Nope, no sir. 

LOOK AT THIS GUY WITH HIS MONEY IN THE BANK.

The Caliber is related to the Neon only in that they were both Chrysler Corporation products.  And of the two, the Neon was a vastly superior product.

The Caliber wasn’t even remotely related to the Neon. It was a ground up all new design, based upon the final generation Mitsubishi Lancer.

Three things stick out:

Agreed. Wasn't there a modern concept a few years back with the headlights having an X on them as an homage? 

Parking it next to the Jeep Compass somehow made it look acceptable.

I think it follows the styled by subcommittee that made the Malibu Maxx happen.

Jesus. That is straight up terrifying.

I’m more interested what he thinks about the cops that worship the Punisher and put his logo on their cop cars. That’s the most horrifying one for me.