National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing

You don’t sound like a triggered snowflake. Nope, no sir. 

LOOK AT THIS GUY WITH HIS MONEY IN THE BANK.

The Caliber is related to the Neon only in that they were both Chrysler Corporation products.  And of the two, the Neon was a vastly superior product.

The Caliber wasn’t even remotely related to the Neon. It was a ground up all new design, based upon the final generation Mitsubishi Lancer.

Three things stick out:

Agreed. Wasn't there a modern concept a few years back with the headlights having an X on them as an homage? 

Parking it next to the Jeep Compass somehow made it look acceptable.

I think it follows the styled by subcommittee that made the Malibu Maxx happen.

A star just for saying “walk face first into a door of dicks”.

So now we have moved on to where rich hipster trustfund babies even put a sense of irony in their Porsches. Walk face first into a door of dicks.

On my BMW, left and right arrows on my dash... I am not sure what those are for.... 

It’s taken me three rounds to watch that fucking atrocity of a movie. Three. I’ve never seen anything with plot holes the size of Jupiter in it (aside from the other Bay Transformers movies). Stonehenge was the centre of Pangea?...

Camshaft must have a thing for irony.

I love that the Wankel engined RX-7 is called Camshaft!

So like maybe a Z car, or a Lancia...

Bluestreak;

I just got my Union card!

Jesus. That is straight up terrifying.

I’m more interested what he thinks about the cops that worship the Punisher and put his logo on their cop cars. That’s the most horrifying one for me.