Wow, I would’ve expected Bisciotti to be the dunkee.

Sorry but this is a horseshit opinion. Coke Zero tastes a lot different from Diet Coke, it’s sweeter and has that spicy, slightly citrusy flavor to it like Coca-Cola whereas Diet Coke does not. (The “base formula” of Coke Zero is the original Coke formula whereas the base formula of Diet Coke was and is the New Coke…

“In other news, tube socks crustier than ever. Back to you, George.”

you must be fun at parties

Such poor planning. No security, or velvet ropes, and you arrange the expensive ass art like a giant game of fucking dominoes.

Just look at him, plugging away, weaving through traffic to beat the goalie by a hair. It’s good Everton wanted toupee for his services.

Why is there a toad sitting next to Louie CK?

Listen, if I want to put a powdered jelly donut on the grill you can’t stop me. I might regret it, but you can’t stop me.

More proof that hockey doesn’t work in Canada.

Yes. Yes he is.

killing plants

What difference does that make I’m looking for responsible journalism

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

Ohhhh Brooklyn

Emma, if you’ll excuse us, we would like a man to explain how baseball works, thanks

Oh, it’s that guy. Hello, that guy.

Hence the important modifier “exciting”!

No. It’s not offside if a defender plays a ball deliberately... that is to say, an opponent playing the ball intentionally (i.e. something other than a save or an accidental deflection), then it doesn’t matter where you are on the field, offside is effectively reset and you’re considered onside.