you’re going to die alone

This take is an affront to all that is good in this world.

Oh come on, nobody believes you’ve got friends.

This was the worst comment I’ve seen on this site.

We are still unsure what happened

Yeh, that is not cocaine for sure.

If I had to guess, too chunky to be coke. I’d bet it’s crushed percs. Plenty of access to them in a locker room.

Seems disrespectful toward veterans and the flag, tbh.

That’s because Miracle Whip is an abomination.

You fucking do it then.

These things need to be banned until the long term health-effect of living near them can be properly studied and vetted. There’s strong evidence of negative side effects from the constant low frequency pulse of the turbine’s motion. They built one near a friend of mine’s uncles house. His wife suddenly got herpes out…

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

Rule of thumb: if you refer to women as “females,” you’re just telling on yourself.

Seems like CSPD ought to be less worried about the calls coming from journalists, and more worried about the calls

You can’t get sued for defamation for reporting what Tig Notaro said.

say it to my face

I was sitting down when they played that anthem too.

That’s Kluber’s excited face

This was an awesome win for Cleveland. My favorite part was Kip, who admitted on Twitter he stopped watching when it was clearly a walk off hit, running out on the field, and later reporting that Yanni told him: “It was a fucking homer.”

This is fucking terrible.