It’s Hobby Lobby

Miracle Whip is Satan’s jizz

I love eating spicy food, but is there any way to prevent it from scorching my entire anal cavity on its way out?

It’s Old City for fuck’s sake

didgeridon’t

Dipshit Murderer in Canadian Tuxedo Free to Fuck Up Again

This is Bill Cosby....spaghetti and meatballs

Don’t tell me what to do.

What runners need is a sturdy ass napkin

Just buy a step stool. It’s cheaper and works just the same.

Just buy a step stool. It’s cheaper and works just the same.

Johnny Marzetti casserole (I grew up in Ohio)

and piss boys.

Pour all loose change in the toilet, take a dump on it and then try to flush it all down. You might have to get a plunger to push all the coinage through the pipes and into the sewer.

I never do anything to mushrooms other than slice them prior to cooking unless there are huge clumps of soil on them. The dirt is completely harmless and adds extra earthy flavor.

Thorin HATES that show and Bob Odenkirk.

The refs fucked over the Bills due to his support for Trump

fucking amateurs leave sex or rubbing one out off a list of hangover remedies

He looks like a very hairy Magary except without the developmental disability

shut up

oh shut up