It’s Hobby Lobby

Miracle Whip is Satan’s jizz

I love eating spicy food, but is there any way to prevent it from scorching my entire anal cavity on its way out?

It’s Old City for fuck’s sake

didgeridon’t

Dipshit Murderer in Canadian Tuxedo Free to Fuck Up Again

This is Bill Cosby....spaghetti and meatballs

factory farmed animals also dying at an alarming rate

Don’t tell me what to do.

What runners need is a sturdy ass napkin

Just buy a step stool. It’s cheaper and works just the same.

Just buy a step stool. It’s cheaper and works just the same.

Johnny Marzetti casserole (I grew up in Ohio)

and piss boys.

Why is B12 not on the list?

Pour all loose change in the toilet, take a dump on it and then try to flush it all down. You might have to get a plunger to push all the coinage through the pipes and into the sewer.

I never do anything to mushrooms other than slice them prior to cooking unless there are huge clumps of soil on them. The dirt is completely harmless and adds extra earthy flavor.

Thorin HATES that show and Bob Odenkirk.

the dolphin hasn’t been since since

Here’s a message from a Trump hating liberal: Please shut the fuck up.

All the food is poison.