and now everybody’s into it

I’ll never finish reading a Russian novel about Dan Gilbert. The majority of professional sports team owners are terrible human beings. Fuck Gilbert, go Cavs!

The only thing that has ever worked for my insomnia is televised golf.

Chobani is latin for fermented hobo jizz

When he scats I want to rip my eardrums out

They’re right up there with Smashmouth and Barenaked Ladies for me

Um

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Good for Norman, but Christ, Snyder is a FUCKING IDIOT

Very, very good Kinja +1

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his pants are both sexy and practical due to that fart vent

prince was a little sexist

or the browns don’t give a shit about who the qb is next year and are trying to get the best players available. next year will be a nightmare for them no matter what and they have so many needs. this is a great move for them.

Oh, shut up.

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seitan! seitan, sauerkraut, and thousand island on rye.

the only thing that would make this sandwich more disgusting is if he used Miracle Whip. That vile slop gets it’s tangy zip from fermented hobo jizz

I’m 38 years old and recently dated a 24 year old for about a year. I was exposed to a great deal of millenials during that period of time, and have come to the conclusion that, with some exception, millenials are the absolute worst.

Who’s Jessica Lowndes?