Hillary is a hypocritical, right-leaning elitist in bed with Wall Street. A true liberal would back Sanders.

Oh, another article trashing the Browns. Original material.

After that verdict, y’all gettin’ lit af tonight

Drinking the milk of another species is for idiots

If you like carrot cake ale, you're gonna love the new peanut butter banana split milkshake stout from Clown Penis Brewery

I would probably mount and fuck that thing in the butt

Anyone else notice the woman groping #18 in the first clip?

So, you’re not going to tell us the tv you chose to watch the Vikings lose on?

I’d really like to see diarrheaballs69 go all the way this year, but I think pussydiaper2.0 will be too tough to beat. Rick from pissflaps.fart moved out of his parents basement and started dating, so that will definitely have an impact on his play this year. Anyway, good luck to all who are competing in whatever this…

Given all the preseason hype about the Eagles, this is all pretty hilarious coming from a Philadelphia transplant who has had to listen these blubbering, delusional fans who picked their team to go to the Super Bowl before the season even started.

BREAKING NEWS: Jim Tomsula admits he dropped a sewer crumpet into his triple pleated relaxed fit Dockers during presser

Kyle, everything you just wrote is correct.

“Fuck that old asshole.”

Maddon just doesn't understand that Moneytalks.

I walked in on him grunting and breathing heavily through what seemed like a laborious, painful diarrhea session at the stadium once. He looked so vulnerable.

That’s the old “two in the stink for good luck” thing they do in Buffalo.

Nah, I killed a drifter to get an erection.

I’m a Browns fan living in Philly and I had a great day yesterday.

Have you reviewed Cigar City’s Jai Alai?

“Great pitch.”