Just look at him, plugging away, weaving through traffic to beat the goalie by a hair. It’s good Everton wanted toupee for his services.

Why is there a toad sitting next to Louie CK?

Listen, if I want to put a powdered jelly donut on the grill you can’t stop me. I might regret it, but you can’t stop me.

More proof that hockey doesn’t work in Canada.

Yes. Yes he is.

What difference does that make I’m looking for responsible journalism

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

Ohhhh Brooklyn

Emma, if you’ll excuse us, we would like a man to explain how baseball works, thanks

Oh, it’s that guy. Hello, that guy.

Hence the important modifier “exciting”!

No. It’s not offside if a defender plays a ball deliberately... that is to say, an opponent playing the ball intentionally (i.e. something other than a save or an accidental deflection), then it doesn’t matter where you are on the field, offside is effectively reset and you’re considered onside.

hm

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

Come on, you guys are just making Machado about something.

Besides the amazing item itself, my favorite thing about this is the Cardinals fans with their arms open screaming at the umpires to do something about all the unbroken rules that were broken. #bestfans

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.