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The JanSport Right Pack offers minimal styling and is available in a rainbow of colors. It’s as durable as it is functional, and the price is just right, coming in at under $40.

The JanSport Right Pack offers minimal styling and is available in a rainbow of colors. It’s as durable as it is

I can tell you with extreme confidence that he was not joking.

I miss Grantland. I don’t miss Simmons.

No, like I seriously have no idea which one is the star.

I literally have no idea who the “star” is in this gif.

Geert the fuck out of here.

I’m fine with this.

I was really hoping this was a story about Tiger Woods drowning Tim Tebow.

Mostly White Russians.

this made me LOL out loud

Correct. That’s what friction does. I’m guessing some road, after his tires blew out, a curb, the drainage ditch and most likely, both Austin’s feet planted firmly on the brake pedal while he screamed like a little girl all slowed him down considerably before he took flight.

there’s no way the speed in that video is 115 mph

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

No.

I’m going to hope you are not serious.

Whatever, grandma. Prohibition ended decades ago.

why do you think the average consumer would know this? most people buy a car and all they know is that it requires gas when a light comes on. people buy a computer and they don’t know how the insides work, they know that if they hit the power button they can update their social media.

After the coaching carousel of the past few seasons, Niners fans can rest easy in the certainty that they have a coach committed to the long haul. They know he won’t run.