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To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

Come on, you guys are just making Machado about something.

Besides the amazing item itself, my favorite thing about this is the Cardinals fans with their arms open screaming at the umpires to do something about all the unbroken rules that were broken. #bestfans

I’ve had a juicer for years. Just a good, old-fashioned juicer that I got on discount when one of my favorite restaurants closed up shop after their owner had a pretty bad heart attack (it was a family-owned business).

If you own one of these machines, or invested money in it, your right to vote should be taken away because you are fucking idiot.

I don’t understand, why does everyone have to be copying someone else? Do you think they waited to design the phone until Samsung released it a month ago?

CBS limiting Star Trek to its own service shows how dated the management is.

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

The JanSport Right Pack offers minimal styling and is available in a rainbow of colors. It’s as durable as it is functional, and the price is just right, coming in at under $40.

The JanSport Right Pack offers minimal styling and is available in a rainbow of colors. It’s as durable as it is…

I can tell you with extreme confidence that he was not joking.

I miss Grantland. I don’t miss Simmons.

Really? This is what you get worked up about?

No, like I seriously have no idea which one is the star.

I literally have no idea who the “star” is in this gif.

Geert the fuck out of here.

I’m fine with this.

I was really hoping this was a story about Tiger Woods drowning Tim Tebow.