Browns fans! Lions fan here. Come, join us in the 0-16 club. We can put aside our various state rivalries and bond over the fact that we all live shitty, shitty lives.

Go to hell.

And after each game, the whole team will partake in Golden Showers.

Also affecting his play...being Brock Osweiler

exactly. We need to stop to assume animals are stupid just because they’re animals. The internet is proof that most of us have lower IQ than goldfish.

By this time in the day most of us have consumed animal products where they animals where kept in less than ideal conditions. But then again, no one really thinks chickens are cute.

How dare you poke holes in Billy’s Premier League coverage.

“Not so tough when you’re outside your cars, are ya?”

America is going to be great again. The Great Smog, the Great Depression, the Great War... They’re all coming back. It’ll be great.

All of Boston too, just because.

“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”

*yawn*

yeah i can’t imagine why a POWERHOUSE like the cowboys would deign to feud with the lowly eagles

Which part of Dallas are you from - South Jersey or Chester County?

Guys, he’s not a Bears fan. Just a Cowboys, Yankees, and Lakers fan; leave him alone.

I'm pretty sure the one thing thiel was right about was funding the hogan lawsuit.

Best way to avoid having a hangover at work the next day? Party the night before with that wettest of rags, PercyChuggs.

If everyone followed this philosophy, construction in the USA would halt immediately.

Grow up!!!!!!!!!!