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My dog had the same eyelid surgery as Lisa. They actually had to remove the foreskin from his penis to create new eyelids. He is perfectly fine now, just a little cockeyed.

This whole thing is a bit too underhanded for my liking.

This is fucking disgusting. There’s Little League Softball?

If you’re going to use a Heyman tweet, it should be this one. Absolute perfection. (I know you linked to it, but it needs to be front. and. center.)

Because culturally-reinforced exclusivity is bad.

How will the childrens know proper gender roles?! Boys will learn to take care of babies! Girls will learn how to build things!

I’m amazed — AMAZED — the author uses three names to identify himself.

Good Kinja.

If Kenny Sears read that article, I bet there was hell toupee.

“One down, nobody on, bottom of the fifth here at Busch Stadium, as Deadspin Commenter steps up to the plate.”

Oh, fuck you for trying to defend this sociopathic asshole, or trophy-hunting for that matter, in any way.

Future Deadspin writer

I’m a hunter, and I know I always feel the proudest when I use bait to lure an animal that I have no intention of eating and that has become acclimated to being in the presence of people (which removes any sport in it) nominally outside a protected area for the sole purpose of counteracting the shame of my shockingly…

Meanwhile, this dipshit Midwestern Lion found safety.