And after each game, the whole team will partake in Golden Showers.

Also affecting his play...being Brock Osweiler

How dare you poke holes in Billy’s Premier League coverage.

“Not so tough when you’re outside your cars, are ya?”

All of Boston too, just because.

“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”

*yawn*

yeah i can’t imagine why a POWERHOUSE like the cowboys would deign to feud with the lowly eagles

Which part of Dallas are you from - South Jersey or Chester County?

Guys, he’s not a Bears fan. Just a Cowboys, Yankees, and Lakers fan; leave him alone.

Best way to avoid having a hangover at work the next day? Party the night before with that wettest of rags, PercyChuggs.

If everyone followed this philosophy, construction in the USA would halt immediately.

Grow up!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, we hit a nerve here. Did someone coming into work drunk kill your dad or something? Or do you just like moralizing about fairly innocuous, widespread behaviors?

It’s nice to finally meet Mr. Perfect. How has it been going through life without making any mistakes?

You sound like a lot of fun.

It really sucks that people like you exist

Thanks dad.

Wow, thanks so much for this, Leslie. This will really help me on those tough mornings at my job.