/High fives

Fun fact: Greg Anthony is one of the few open Republican athletes. I'm not saying it's related, but it does make it funnier.

His first three college games, ever. Against teams ranked #11, #1, and #2. In the divisional championship game, the Sugar Bowl, and the National Championship.

I'm sorry, but before you talk anymore shit I'm going to have to see your stat sheet from when you came off the bench unexpectedly and whomped three of the best teams in the country en route to a National Championship.

I agree with everything you've said which makes BASEketball even more inexplicable.

Nantz always makes sure to tighten his tie before games so he can't easily give into the urge to strangle Phil Simms with it.

Prefacing a statement with "I hate to say it" means you don't actually hate to say it.

First of all, this is an american sports website. Second, they're not called crisps in Spain.

Regarding language: it's they're, not there.

It's actually a joke about me being an asshole. If it was about apathy, I wouldn't have made the joke.

The funny thing is, if the goalie hadn't touched the ball with his hand before it going in the net, I still wouldn't have given a shit about this.

I don't think I've ever seen an internet exchange go that smoothly.

Sometimes, even if you hate it, you gotta be that guy.

"Look...I'm not a racist, but...."

Kind of like, "I don't want to impose, but..."

I hate to say it, but you're right.

It's rarely mentioned that Ohio State was actually one bad pass away from tying that game up with a minute to play.

The bigger shock would've been if Long actually blocked someone.

They would have just blocked each other, but neither one knew how.