Denver needs to win a superbowl before Elway starts this sort of self aggrandizing talk. He's clearly putting the cart before himself.

Like you'll be able to tell a difference. If the Ducks had won, the entire West Coast would have snapped off from the sheer weight transferred to the bandwagon.

Your tears, they taste so good.

They should think about winning their own conference, then maybe they'll get a chance.

I mean, him or Saban. Yes, he just beat Saban, but you gotta give it up for Nicky S. and his consistency. And that's from an ecstatic tOSU fan.

Oregon soft as hell. Credit to OSU, who completely reversed the role of their recent championship games, and made it looked like they were men playing against boys (just like it was in '07 and '08 at their expense).

Best coach in college football.

That male cheerleader just ran through the Ohio state football team, the ducks should see if he can transfer at halftime

Because...those are the only two players on the field.

it's actually exactly the type of thing NJ.com should be covering: the governor of its URL.

The photographer's job was to take photos of Christie throughout the game. He was sent there by NJ.com to do EXACTLY THAT.

You're doing it wrong.

The Butt Action Trilogy is now complete.

Ohhhh. I thought the joke was that somebody from UMass-Lowell was being interviewed as an expert on TV.

I feel like you're underestimating Swift's bottom.

Well, that clears that up.

I like how he takes a second at the end to take a quick peek at Fergie's penis. Nice touch, guy.

and that's the news from Lake Yeobegone

We had a good laugh at the Russians when we saw this. Not so weird now, is it?