lilpriest
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lilpriest

Most NFL coaches have a Type A personality; Rex Ryan has a Type II.

Look, even that Cowboys fan is smiling.

I'm white!

I'm a die-hard Seahawks fan, but Golden Tate doesn't need any douchebag lessons. And I love him for it.

I fully endorse when players do this. FOOTBALL NEEDS MORE GLORYBOYS

He looks about as excited as Riley Cooper at a Drake concert.

Unfortunately for Erik, StubHub will be unable to refund the time he spends watching this shitty World Series in person.

A slightly more accurate map:

True, except for:

Could have been written by anyone in Cleveland in the past 40 years.

There's hope for everyone.

"Yeah, no."

Yes! 3 points! So 16 plus 3... now we have.... 16... 17... 18... 18 Points!

Rivers: "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!"

Were you trying to set a world record for most strawmen and false equivalences in a single sentence?

And I think here the message is twice as powerful because it's delivered by the controversial Notre Dame mascot.

Hear that? That's the thunder of scared white people stampeding over themselves to trash "political correctness" because they feel threatened by the fact that they're losing more and more avenues by which to marginalize minorities.

"get me this Chief Wahoo guy for a response" - Dan Snyder

Back at St. Olaf, Betty White was a cheerleader.

"They laughed at me when I started Brian Hoyer, but who's laughing now?!!!" - Nobody