Jets Fan Returns to Studio Apartment, Immediately Suspended from Ceiling Fan

As an Internet commenter, this basement is incredibly musty.

I punched him because he embarrassed me.

The girl narrating. I do not like her.

You seem dumb.

This never would have happened if only the Aussie had been armed with a comically large knife.

Where's the GIF of Sean Newell's sideburn growth?

6. ONLY THE GOALIES CAN TOUCH THE BALL WITH THEIR HANDS

It's not like any other Alabama fans will catch it.

My hatred for both Vitale and John Mayer is bigger than my body.

YOUR BODY IS A WONDERLAND, BABY!

Really? Looks more like Mounds.

That's actually offensive enough that someone may pursue legal action. If they use Bay-area lawyer Mi Su Yu, that station is fucked.

You're an idiot.

Hey, it's fitting. If Hernandez beats his case he could also end up a Lion as well.

I'll just leave this right here as the worst beer ever.

Prince Fielder hit an Old Country Buffet very, very hard.

What he said in 2010, unedited, and can be found here - http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/p…

Yeah, question 87 on the Wonderlic is a little-known facet in many teams' decision making.

"When a member of his posse fraternizes with those he has a beef with, an NFL player should arrange their brutal slaying:

A) Always.
B) Never.
C) Only if the fucker's really asking for it."

What a pompous circumstance.