Harvey Keitel should play him in the movie, he looks just like him in the main pic.

Oh, shut up.

Trick number 5: Buy an iPhone instead

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seitan! seitan, sauerkraut, and thousand island on rye.

the only thing that would make this sandwich more disgusting is if he used Miracle Whip. That vile slop gets it’s tangy zip from fermented hobo jizz

I’m 38 years old and recently dated a 24 year old for about a year. I was exposed to a great deal of millenials during that period of time, and have come to the conclusion that, with some exception, millenials are the absolute worst.

Who’s Jessica Lowndes?

Hillary is a hypocritical, right-leaning elitist in bed with Wall Street. A true liberal would back Sanders.

Oh, another article trashing the Browns. Original material.

After that verdict, y’all gettin’ lit af tonight

Drinking the milk of another species is for idiots

Isn't God such an amazing artist?

If you like carrot cake ale, you're gonna love the new peanut butter banana split milkshake stout from Clown Penis Brewery

I would probably mount and fuck that thing in the butt

Eating animals is idiotic no matter what harm it does to the human body.

Anyone else notice the woman groping #18 in the first clip?

So, you’re not going to tell us the tv you chose to watch the Vikings lose on?

I’d really like to see diarrheaballs69 go all the way this year, but I think pussydiaper2.0 will be too tough to beat. Rick from pissflaps.fart moved out of his parents basement and started dating, so that will definitely have an impact on his play this year. Anyway, good luck to all who are competing in whatever this…

Given all the preseason hype about the Eagles, this is all pretty hilarious coming from a Philadelphia transplant who has had to listen these blubbering, delusional fans who picked their team to go to the Super Bowl before the season even started.