BREAKING NEWS: Jim Tomsula admits he dropped a sewer crumpet into his triple pleated relaxed fit Dockers during presser

Kyle, everything you just wrote is correct.

“Fuck that old asshole.”

Maddon just doesn't understand that Moneytalks.

I guarantee no one read that entire article. It took me 15 minutes just to scroll through this Russian novel.

I walked in on him grunting and breathing heavily through what seemed like a laborious, painful diarrhea session at the stadium once. He looked so vulnerable.

That’s the old “two in the stink for good luck” thing they do in Buffalo.

Nah, I killed a drifter to get an erection.

I’m a Browns fan living in Philly and I had a great day yesterday.

Have you reviewed Cigar City’s Jai Alai?

“Great pitch.”

This article is like a Russian novel

Yeah, but 4 were fine. Play on!

When my wife kicked me out of the house, I drank four 40s of Steel Reserve and woke up in the bed of a friend I was staying with covered in piss and diarrhea.

I still think the clip is funny. It looks like they blow a toupee right off his head.

Charles’s fumbles were way less disastrous than Reid’s scrotal moose knuckle

Babies are idiots