I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man

unskinny bop

excellent

cheez-it 355

I've watched the video multiple times and Tony hit him on purpose.

My paw-paw always told me that all the holes and skid marks in his quick release t-back crotchless thongs gave them "rugged character"

Tony Danza still gets this pussy wet

just smoke a little weed before bed, duh. or pop a xanax if you have it.

sorry, that was uncalled for. I thought you were shitting on my dreams.

no, that's your kinja handle

you ever have that dream where you're 69ing with ALF and then he bites your dick off and drop kicks it into space?

Please tell me Shaq Diesel's involved somehow.

how could you leave out the time in 2009 when he did blow off John Daly's tits?

just read a report that since the onset of the sexual revolution butthole circumference has increased 35% in moms

#LOLtommyjohn

I just say what's on my mind, and I was thinking about Reginald VelJohnson's turd cutter at the time

fart box is a sensual term for butt

televised golf is better than ambien

if I had to spend that much time with rich, entitled white cunts I'd smoke tons of weed too

Giving money to people that make this self aware nonsense is dumb. Go see Boyhood or something.