I'd rather drink a hot pitcher of raccoon diarrhea than sit through Sharknado

Good news! They're finally making water cracker and Brie Combos™ inspired by Northeast Ohio wine country

This one time I had to drive my pep-pep to the hospital and he had horrible diarrhea. I asked him to throw in one of my butt plugs as a diarrhea dam and, long story short, it didn't hold up to the pressure.

...and Josh Gordon will get a year long suspension for smoking weed.

This is nothing. I once lapped up melted mint chocolate chip ice cream from a seat on the R train after drinking 20 whiskey sodas.

where's the yakety sax?

my childhood hero's drunk again :(

HE'S annoyed?

Where the fuck is Heaven Hill?

Hair pie is always #1 you idiot

seconded

miller high life should be #1. also, where the fuck is carling's black label?

i just read a study indicating that since the onset of the sexual revolution butthole circumference has increased 35% in moms.

jesus christ, stick with sports

that was what is referred to as a joke and not misogynistic in the slightest. if a woman hypothetically referred to her harem of male sluts in an obvious joke no would think anything of it so relax. you sound like a lot of fun, by the way!

i tend to only use it during the summer months and only a light dusting is necessary. so, during the summer, i wash up before sex in case one of the sluts in my harem decides to suck on my ding dong.

hard-hitting news coverage.

^thank you^

maybe he has a developmental disability, TOM

i bet his post-championship pussy didn't suck