But will they go down on me in the theater?

When she and Ryan Reynolds got engaged a friend of mine called them “a perfectly matched set of golden retrievers” and that is the only thing I can think of when she shows up in my feed.

I swear the Pod Save America crew is the only thing getting me through the Trump presidency.

(Unintelligible)

I’m waiting to find out Trump was born in Kenya.

I am much too old for 1D and I do not get at all why he’s attractive. I do not get it.

I’m not a big fan of her music and I’ve heard some rumors that she has treated staff badly, but I do appreciate the fact that she stood up for what she believes in and didn’t give a fuck about losing fans or sales. I don’t think Taylor is a Trump supporter, but I do think she stayed silent because she was afraid of…

Watching her get eaten by her own is my current catharsis.

To me he is Tom Riddle.

I have loved all of her songs, but it was so, so clear that the “Promiscuous” stuff wasn’t really her: the image the lyrics, everything.

Any particular reason? She’s one of those celebrities who has reliably unflattering blind items leaked about her often. If blind items are to be believed, she’s an emotionally unstable, coked-up mess and she’s attacked her BF at least once.

I think for a lot of these voters those issues do not even matter that much, they just want to vote AGAINST whoever the Democrats prefer.

When I was little I used to love this movie, still do:

Booze

They really are a strikingly attractive couple. I swear, I want someone who looks at me the way he looks at her.

The first rule of the wall schedule is you never talk about the wall schedule.

Is there a reason they only interviewed people in their 70s and 80s?

Holy shit. That wedding jumpsuit is gorgeous. Any details on it?

We need to stop playing into the GOP narrative that we want free birth control. Under the ACA, we get birth control covered at 100% by our insurance, but we pay for the insurance. It’s not a handout. It’s simply requiring insurance to provide a benefit that the overwhelming majority of women need.